JOkE - 3

FROM A PASSANGER SHIP one can see a bearded man on a small island who is shouting and desperately waving his hands.

“Who is it?” a passenger asks the captain.

“I’ve no idea. Every year when we pass, he goes mad.”

JOkE - 2

A SIX-YEAR-OLD comes crying to his mother because his little sister pulled his hair. “Don’t be angry,” the mother says. “Your sister doesn’t realize that pulling hair hurts.” A short while later, there’s more crying, and the mother goes to investigate. This time the sister is bawling and her brother says, “Now she knows.”

JOkE - 1

RECOGNIZING AN OLD FRIEND, Rizwan said, “What happened to you, Aqeel? You’ve lost weight. You used to have hair, and now you are bald. You used to have perfect eyesight, and now you wear glasses.”

The man looked at Rizwan in amazement. “Listen, mister, my name is not Aqeel. It is Ali.”

“My goodness, you’ve changed your name too!”